A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, “Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?”         The parrot says, “I was born this way. I’m a defective parrot.”         “Holy crap,” the guy replies. “You actually

You might be a redneck

“You know you’re a redneck when…” 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a flyswatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5.

Words women use.

DESCRIPTION TO THE  7 POWEFUL WORDS A WOMAN USE 1.  FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been