Bungee Jump

Alice and Frank are Bungee-jumping one day.  Alice says to Frank, “You  know, we could make a lot of money running our own Bungee-jumping service in Mexico.” Frank thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they’ll need; a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and

Home Remedies

Simple home remedies 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic. Simply drink a cup of boiling water and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments about lifting the

Parrot

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, “Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?”         The parrot says, “I was born this way. I’m a defective parrot.”         “Holy crap,” the guy replies. “You actually

You might be a redneck

“You know you’re a redneck when…” 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a flyswatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5.

Words women use.

DESCRIPTION TO THE  7 POWEFUL WORDS A WOMAN USE 1.  FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been

Escape from prison

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner’s wife to the bed the

Dumb People

Dumb Texans On a shopping trip to the city a backwoods farmer bought a 24-piece jigsaw puzzle. He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was finished. “Look what I’ve don, Jess,” he said proudly to a visiting neighbor. “That’s surely somethin’, Willard. How long did it take you?” “Only two