Home Remedies

Simple home remedies

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic. Simply
drink a cup of boiling water and presto. The blockage will
be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables
by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments about lifting the toilet seat by simply …
using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself
and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in
your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock, will
prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after
you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives,
then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and
you will forget about the toothache.

Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life
really are: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it
shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.

Remember:
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them
Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another
chance.

And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you
never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.