Escape from prison

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner’s wife to the bed the

Dumb People

Dumb Texans On a shopping trip to the city a backwoods farmer bought a 24-piece jigsaw puzzle. He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was finished. “Look what I’ve don, Jess,” he said proudly to a visiting neighbor. “That’s surely somethin’, Willard. How long did it take you?” “Only two